July 27, 2004

  • ooooh! i have some news that will make some people happy and some people sad, and basically some people indifferent..

July 23, 2004

  • Is it bad for me to say to our blind co-worker, “Good to SEE you!”… I know a hole just appeared right under me for a one way ticket to hell now…


     


    Yay!  my best friend Steve is coming in to town this weekend!!!  HEavy drinking and chatting! whooo hoooo!  I will get so burned tanning out tomorrow!

July 22, 2004

  • So apparently I have an admirer on friendster:

     

    im martin,and im preaty much interested in
    you……..from what i read in your who you want
    to meet, is preaty heart lifting,i can see that
    your looking for love or care……i feel the
    same way…..your smile and that messege makes me
    feel so so so light,what i mean is so happy in
    some cind of ways…..hey add me up and e-mail me
    at XXXX@yahoo.com…..hear from you
    soon,hopefully……thanks martin

     

    So I replied: “Sorry I dont swing that way”

     

    his reply: dang!………….well cen we be atleast
    friends?……

     

    Hmmm.. nice to have the admiration.

  • So back to normal entries…


    So is it strange to talk to your female boss who is 36 years old, married, with 2 kids about “who’s hot and who’s not” in the office?  And then for her to tell me that before I was so skinny but now that I gained some weight I am looking pretty good?  Oh and the level of sexual conversations have increased now that there is another male in the office… strange things are happening .  But I will be a good boy to my woman.


    ooooh! and look at my new purchase



    all about Link!

July 21, 2004

  • thanks to my friends who quelled my madness… I even decreed my first honorary future Ninong to one of my kids tonite!!!! that is crazy insane!

     

    (and no I am not having a kid yet or in the near future, I am not even married.. but this is the kinda thing I really think about all the time)

  • You know what I am tired of hearing?  People trying to explain things because they were drunk and not taking the bulk of responsibility for their actions.  I mean it is not as though when you get drunk you come up with something that is completely foreign to your consciousness and that you would NEVER say in sober land.  So why not talk responsibility for being a stupid ignorant fool rather than just blaming good old JD, and Budweiser?  Some people think that that gives them a license to say whatever they want and to not expect any negatives to come out of their actions.  I am not being overly personal, but calling me up repeatedly and coazing me to allow you to leave me a voicemail saying “I hate you, I hate you from Georgetown… I wish that you would have kids and that they would DIE!”, really should not go into the “oh they are just drunk young people not knowing any better” pile.  So thus I dont know what will happen if I ever run into those culprits in real time… they made a mistake of not blocking out their numbers, and with messing with a psycho like me.

     

    Oh, and the person who gave my number to certain people will have to take a timeout from my life as well as the other people who did nothing to stop it.  Just some good old playground excitement to get the “hump” day started off just right.

July 20, 2004

  • I broke down…  I just threw down big time for Xanga Premium… I dont know whether to celebrate or just be very sad.  I think I been watching too much World Series of Poker to say “I’m All In”.

July 19, 2004

  • Happy happy joy joy… look what I got myself last week and which just arrived on my doorstep to help make my life that much more sweeter… drum roll please…………………………………….

     


     

    Oh yes, it is ergonomically correct, lovely keystrokes, lots of HOT keys, and allows me to type in silent mode  (OH, super sneaky!) 

     

    Ode to the joys of being able to type in complete silence in complete comfort…. AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, feels like I just took the biggest dump imaginable and it just feels soooo good!  (sorry to gross everyone out with that analogy but deep down I know you all know what I mean!)… this joy is just like driving down the 5 after work with the sunset and beach on your right hand side and a smokin hot asian girl driving a sweet car along side… life is grand!  

  • grrr… and now the debate begins, whether to keep my Xanga premium or to use the site for more writings and just save that $25 for the year long subscription or go ballz out and get the $100 lifetime membership… hmmmm.. i have already paid $25 for a year, and I dont know how much Jun paid for the first bit of Premium..

     

    hmm.. things to ponder.

July 18, 2004

  • Yo!  So tell me why I woke up this morning with this crazy question in my head…..

     

    If you were forced to be completely naked, and you had to carry around yer credit card would you eventually carry around your credit card in between your butt cheeks???